[ i don’t have anything planned for akuro’s birthday. actual trash mun zed, that’s me. ]

"Guess whose birthday’s in six days~!"

[ guess whose birthday is in less than ten days. that’s right. akuro’s birthday is in less than ten days. ]

Anonymous asked: dad if you're tall and mom's short then what am i gonna be?

"Heh, you could be anything~!"

"I bet you’re gonna be big and tall like me, but whatever you end up like will be amazing."

Anonymous asked: were you and mommy doing stretches together last night? it sounded like she was stretching really hard! o v o

Akuro choked back the laugh that threatened to escape. He was usually straightforward with the kid, but this was one thing he couldn’t bring himself to tell the truth about just yet. Give the kid a few more years and maybe he’d be up to it.

"Y-yeah, lil’ pup, we were stretching. That’s all~"

Send me anons as my kid.

BONUS POINTS IF YOU NAME THE OTHER PARENT.

(Source: hellboundxwarrior)

wisteriaessence replied to your post:PUNCHES
YOUR SMUG FACE IS ANNOYING

"So you had to punch me?!"

wisteriaessence:

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"…." Has she really been talking to Hisagi that much?

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Smug appreciation that he’s on this list.